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June 2008
Phoenix, AZ

Hi, I'm Pamela Tames and the way I see it, menopause is kind of like the pink elephant in the room--we all see it but we sure don't want to talk about it. After years of research, I'm convinced that's because we don't know what to do about it. I'm here to help by getting you started on the journey out of Hormone Hell into Hormone Heaven. It all starts with discovering how to master hormones and ride the Pink Elephant.

Ride The Pink Elephant is incredibly honest and entertaining. It reads like a funny Jennifer Weiner or Helen Fielding chick lit book. I can't believe how much I didn't know about hormones as it relates to health and especially sex. -- Laura J. Hawkins, Kansas City, MO www.fashionflea.com

Has Menopause Taken The You Out of You?

Maybe you've hit 50 or maybe you're still in your forties. Maybe you've mastered one career or possibly many. Maybe you've raised kids, been in and out of a few relationships, gathered some great friends around who make you laugh, and figured out a thing or two about life. And maybe, just maybe, you can handle pretty much anything except this: menopause and the big hormone shift that it brings.

It's hit you hard and thrown you for a loop. It's brought you to your knees in a puddle of sweat, and left you feeling helpless, sexless, energy-less, control-less, and afraid for the future.

No one has ever explained the value of taking hormones before so clearly--not even my doctor. -- Mary W. Saunders, Toronto, ON

Menopause May Be Natural But It's Not Healthy

Now maybe you're thinking, 'Whoa, don't get carried away with all this. Menopause is just Nature doing its thing. In a few years, I'll be back to my old self--right?'

Funny, when I was in my forties, I used to think that, too. I'd watch Madonna on TV, pinch the "tire rolls"around my middle, and wonder how does she look like that at fifty and I look like this--a frazzled, frumpy, sexless fatty with frizzy hair? There's got to be more to Madonna's hot body than yoga and Kabbalah.

If you think sex is over when you hit your mid-forties, Ride the Pink Elephant will tell you otherwise. PINK describes the powerful role hormones play in a woman's sex life in a way you'll never forget. It was so hilarious, I made my husband read it -- and he laughed to the point of tears. -- Erica Rosenberg, Washington, DC

I Just Had to Crack The Hormone Mystery. And Finally, I Did!

You see, I went into menopause early, when I was 38 years old. Seemingly overnight, my hormones flat-lined. Of course, I didn't get what was happening to me–I believe the word is, denial. Despite my ever-expanding waistline, the insomnia and overheating, irritability, exhaustion, moodiness, and anxiety, I refused to believe I was in menopause.

Before reading Ride the Pink Elephant, I didn't understand why my heart was always racing, I had terrible insomnia, and I was putting on weight. PINK helped me see the relationships between these symptoms and hormones, and more importantly what to do about it. -- Mung Ling Tsui, psychotherapist, Toronto, ON

Without Hormones, I Had Become Invisible

Then one day something happened that jolted me out of denial.

I couldn't get a date to save my life and I was oh, so lonely. It was as though hormones were these twinkling little Christmas lights that made me vibrant, bright, and sexually attractive. Without them, I had become invisible. Men looked right past me.

It got so bad I resorted to calling a pricey dating service for help. The "psychological matchmaker specialist" hesitated on the phone when I told her I was in my forties. And then, as though trying to talk her self into letting me join her dating pool, she said with a sigh, "Well, at least you're not 50. I can't do anything with a 50 year old."

"Even the super hot ones like Madonna?" I asked surprised.

"Fuhget 'bout it," she said, sounding like a gangster. "Fifty is not nifty. And sixty is just sad."

That's when I got, "it's hot but I'm not."

Needless to say, I passed on the dating service. But it got me wondering--surely I'm not the only middle-aged woman sitting alone at home on a Friday night, watching yet another rerun of Sex and the City, while pondering the loss of meaning in my life, generally and of hormones, specifically? I mean, 6,000 American women turn 50 every day. Are we supposed to go through the second half of our lives feeling all used up and invisible? Fuhget 'bout it.

I started reading about the connection among hormones, health, and age. I confess, I got confused pretty quickly--there were so many contradictions, I couldn't put it all together.

Menopause has been vilified, glorified, "medicalized," and even made into a musical, but in the end, it's still a big mystery. I guess that's why it's become such a Pink Elephant. We all know it's there, but we don't really know what to do about it. So we ain't talking.

Having newly arrived into menopause, I found the experience to be terrifying and daunting. Fortunately for me, I found Ride The Pink Elephant. It's exactly what I'm going through. Not only is the information thoroughly researched and "user-friendly," parts of it are so funny, I laughed aloud. PINK gave me a roadmap to hope. -- Marie P. Anderson, Scottsdale, AZ www.studiogalatea.net

The Science Saved Me--Of All Things!

Well, I can happily report that I now know what to do, and I'm talking. Call me the Pink Wrangler. Of course, I had a little help. From Science--of all things! Yes, I can honestly say that Science, in the form of Dr. Chris Heward, saved me. Dr. Heward is a hormone expert (technically speaking, a research endocrinologist) whom I dubbed, Sherlock Hormone. He's actually the President of the Kronos Science Laboratory in Phoenix, Arizona. Dr. Heward, along with his colleague, S. Mitchell Harman, MD, PhD, President of the Kronos Longevity Research Institute, are among the world's foremost hormone experts.

Reading is not my favorite past time but Ride the Pink Elephant had me hooked from the start. It intertwines the facts of menopause against the backdrop of Pamela's hormonal experience. I've never learned so much about myself while laughing hard. Thank you, PINK! -- Renee Safrata, Vancouver, BC www.reneevations.com

A Man Worth Chasing

I guess you won't be surprised to learn that I spent a lot of time chasing Dr. Heward around with tape recorder in hand and a million questions in mind. Everything from, 'How can I lose this weight and stop getting so wrinkly?' to 'What are hormones? Should I take them? How should I take them--pills, patches, or creams? What will happen to me if I don't go on hormones? And what are the risks and benefits if I do go on them?'

Pamela shares her authentic, raw, outrageously funny and yet realistic journey in a way we can all relate to. PINK is a must-read for anyone searching for hormonal enlightenment. -- Cheralyn Rose, Arizona, USA, www.cheralynrose.com

I mean research is all well and good but frankly, I'm only interested in what it means to me and to you.

Now before you go off worrying that you won't understand the science--trust me, I thought the same thing. But I could only describe what I clearly understood. That's probably why it took me so long. I had to keep asking Dr. Heward to explain things more simply so it's almost as easy to read as a menu.

Oh, and there's one other thing you need to know.

Guaranteed, Unbiased Information That Even Your Doctor May Not Know

The information is totally unbiased. I guarantee, no one's ever written about menopause and hormones in quite this way. It makes all the other books out there either out of date or just plain wrong.

I took hormones for granted, not realizing how much they affected my life and then wham - menopause! Reading PINK was an eye opener. It's information that I'd never seen before and I thought I had read everything. -- Linda Fine, Toronto, ON

Our conclusions are based on what all the science is saying about hormones, not just the latest study or one expert's opinion. Neither Dr. Heward nor I are paid by any drug companies. We just want to tell the truth. And the truth is what the scientific data show.

Like Dr. Heward always said to me, "if all the data showed hormones were generally bad for women's health, then that's what we'd write about. But that's not what they show."

How to put the Orgasm Back in MenOpause

This is information even your doctor probably doesn't know. How do I know this? Because Dr. Heward regularly presents this information to scientists, physicians, and other healthcare professionals around the country, and he's constantly amazed at how little they know about this subject. But that's not surprising, he says, because what happens in your doctor's office usually lags years behind cutting edge medical research.

Which is exactly why you need to know what your doctor doesn't. Information is not just the key to your own empowerment, it's the key to saving your life--and that includes your sex life.

I love this story. I was, however, disappointed by only one sex scene--I was hoping for several! Obviously hormones work for the author since she looks so amazing. I have a feeling I'll be "creaming in" soon. -- Susan McLeod, Gilbert, AZ - Summa Consulting